Something we never said before
Occasionally, an event occurs that causes us to say something never said before. Growing up, we are bound to utter plenty of fresh sentences, but as we get older, the reasons for doing so diminish as we settle into familiar patterns and routines in our lives. Any new phrase forthcoming will likely be so unremarkable, it won’t even be noticed. Once in a while it will stop you in your tracks as, ‘oh my god that’s the haggis exploding’ – something I have never uttered since that solitary occasion back in August 2017. As one of my two readers is aware, I am a massive fan of Sir Terry Pratchett’s…